It's War!!!

Me and another 9 guys and 2 girls played a game of paintball. We split into 2 groups that was 6 aside. Obviously i voted who be who's team. Hehehe...Our group was stronger in strengh and wits over the other. A few guys heard stories from my staffs telling them i was at the game previously played a long time ago. These f**kers actually laugh at me for crawling and rolling military style. All gave their warnings to me, that they will target me and get me. I in the other case told them all, "Common guys, you guys can try for sure but i blend with the grass and trees!". Imagine, they were laughing. Well i kept quiet and i knew i needed to show them how it's done "Rambo" style. Anyway i managed to team the 2 girls over to the other team. 1st game guess what? Our team lost the game because the 2 girls were sitting and hiding behind their starting point. Few games went on...i was slowly but surely painting those sworn to get me. It was 1 shot 1 kill kind of thing with me. Well then again, it was more to about 6 shots 1 kill kind of thing. The pellets that shot out were not that accurate. I was crawling and rolling as usual and blending through the vegetation in the "war" grounds. Guess what? End of so many games, i was the only person who was not even shot once! After we return all the equipments we sat down and talked about it. Those who sworn to get me had their thoughts differently...The were actually saying "Hey man i wanted to shot you but you suddenly disappeared". Another guy continued "Yeah man i saw you sliding suddenly and disappeared at that tree!" Another guy said "I wanted to shot you point blank but you were like faster that the pellets. I just could not get you!". That would show and prove to them that what i said were true about my "Rambo" style game. Well another game coming this week with a different group...